Younger One: My butt is carbonated!!
Younger One: …
Younger One: I have no idea what that means! :D
Dad: That game has bad words in it though.
Younger One: Yeah, but it’s only the SH word. I would never say it.
Dad: Well…. ok…
Younger One: Unless I grow up to be a bad guy.
Dad: Younger One, please don’t make that noise. You’re going to drive the dogs kee-razy.
Younger One: Kee-crazy?…. Is that Spanish??
Older One: *in a bad French accent* KONNICHIWA!!
Younger One: “Are you speaking Mexico?